dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

(Source: pitiful)

Twitter doesn’t appreciate my humour.

emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:


standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 


My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real

emilyanneb:

bowie-with—boobs:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

My need to reblog this every time I see it is so real

(Source: just1nbartl3y)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

"You are not designed for everyone to like you."
— (via hedonistpoet)

I love Boston’s so much.

(Source: cute-overload)

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(Source: weheartit.com)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day  Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down


Hahahhaa same ^ ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day  Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down


Hahahhaa same ^

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

Hahahhaa same ^

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

Lol

shitshilarious:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

this truth cuts deep

I finally saw guardians of the galaxy and that goddamned tree had me crying actual tears what the hell