Anonymous asked: The fact that his name is actually spelled Jesc and it isn't some kind of joke makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
Omg it isn’t actually spelled like that calm your tits.
He started spelling it like that in high school as a joke because he knew too many jesse’s and then it just stuck and we all just spell it like that out of habit.
Guess I should’ve mentioned that part, no need for face shooting.
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS DRESS. 10/5 would wear if I were remotely tall enough
Gwyneth Paltrow, in Antonio Berardi @ Iron Man 3 premiere
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what did the french chef say to the pancake?
I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE
Anonymous asked: have you ever thought about gauging your ears like your bf?? i think it'd look so pretty on you
I’ve thought about doing it so many times because so many people have told me that they think I could pull them off and so many of my friends have or have had their ears gauged, but I honestly think I’d miss wearing all my earrings too much!
Thank you though!
Emmy Rossum in People Magazine’s Most Beautiful 2013
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so terrible but so true omg
I am silently laughing at work so hard right now.
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