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My name is Melanie Kate Bertelson.
I work in a restaurant and sometimes, I blog about it.This is what I look like and this is how I sound.
I’m left-handed and scatterbrained.
I dig music and I  sing on occasion.

I ramble, you’ll learn to like it.


Welcome to my blog.

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</description><title>Mischief Managed.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @felonymelanie)</generator><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>all-things-bright-and-beyootiful:

Photography by Sergiu Cioban</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32cea5e5e99417f3a88feb96a74c48d0/tumblr_mn7epjiKqh1rpe0jco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://all-things-bright-and-beyootiful.tumblr.com/post/51070492530/photography-by-sergiu-cioban" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;all-things-bright-and-beyootiful&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photography by Sergiu Cioban&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51073660891</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51073660891</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:31:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m about to get a little mushy on you guys for a...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51073300926" src="http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51073300926/audio_player_iframe/felonymelanie/tumblr_mn7hggSSHU1qzqlao?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffelonymelanie%2F51073300926%2Ftumblr_mn7hggSSHU1qzqlao" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m about to get a little mushy on you guys for a second.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Last night after dinner, when Jes and I were driving home he was “dedicating” all of these ridiculous songs to me in the car just being funny and then later when we were in his room, he was on his computer listening to music and I was on tumblr on my phone, both of us just doing our own thing and then he just blurts out “Oh babe, I do have a song for you! This one’s for real”
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And then he played this song and I goddamn melted right there.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Just read these. Read the cute:
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;
From the first time I saw you&lt;br/&gt;
I knew that you’d be mine&lt;br/&gt;
And from the first glance you gave&lt;br/&gt;
My world it slowed, you stopped the time&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And in that moment I could see all of the things that we would be&lt;br/&gt;
You were the girl I was waiting for, that’d I’d ask to marry me&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Like the beauty of the sun you light my life so I can see&lt;br/&gt;
You make me laugh and show me how, just how good this life can be&lt;br/&gt;
And in our moments filled with joy, is where I live, where I am free&lt;br/&gt;
Lay in my arms, I’ll hold you tight, just like you like, continually&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And I am, over-whelmed, by you&lt;br/&gt;
Am, over come with joy&lt;br/&gt;
You’ve, taken me higher, and shown me what love can do&lt;br/&gt;
Where would I go, or be, without you&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
There’s something in your smile that gives me strength to carry on&lt;br/&gt;
And there’s something in your words that lingers even when you’re gone&lt;br/&gt;
Oh I’ve dreamt, that a time like this would come, fulfill my life&lt;br/&gt;
Who could have known the one who’d bring it here would be my lovely wife&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I could sing a thousand songs about you still that would not do&lt;br/&gt;
There’s a million tiny things that make the things that you do, you&lt;br/&gt;
I wouldn’t trade our time together, wouldn’t trade for anything&lt;br/&gt;
Cause nothing else here in the world can bring the happiness you bring&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And I am, over-whelmed, by you&lt;br/&gt;
Am, over come with joy&lt;br/&gt;
You’ve, taken me higher, and shown me what love can do&lt;br/&gt;
Where would I go, or be, without you&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51073300926</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51073300926</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:24:00 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>overwhelmed</category><category>tim mcmorriss</category><category>can he be any cuter?!</category><category>god</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5552ecc78634792d6df907308b24787d/tumblr_mmgooi7V4p1qapqkno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055491557</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055491557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yiq3U8Vd1qgn6feo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055486488</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055486488</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>holiclover:


Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgca3D8rb1qddowco6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holiclover.tumblr.com/post/49121912621/deleted-scene-harry-potter-and-the-deathly"&gt;holiclover&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY WAS THIS DELETED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055397166</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51055397166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:51:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Staring at the ceiling in the dark
Same old empty feeling in...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51006322488" src="http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51006322488/audio_player_iframe/felonymelanie/tumblr_mn5xnmmSrN1qzqlao?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffelonymelanie%2F51006322488%2Ftumblr_mn5xnmmSrN1qzqlao" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;
Staring at the ceiling in the dark&lt;br/&gt;
Same old empty feeling in your heart&lt;br/&gt;
‘Cause love comes slow and it goes so fast&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Well you see her when you fall asleep&lt;br/&gt;
But never to touch and never to keep&lt;br/&gt;
‘Cause you loved her too much&lt;br/&gt;
And you dived too deep&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Well you only need the light when it’s burning low&lt;br/&gt;
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow&lt;br/&gt;
Only know you love her when you let her go&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low&lt;br/&gt;
Only hate the road when you’re missin’ home&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Only know you love her when you let her go&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And you let her go&lt;br/&gt;
And you let her go&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Well you let her go
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51006322488</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/51006322488</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:00 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>passenger</category><category>let her go</category><category>all of the feels</category></item><item><title>these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ace0dab221364ad5460e17c625d1b93e/tumblr_mn1r58uABo1rkbqbko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://these-times-will-pass.tumblr.com/post/50834605230"&gt;these-times-will-pass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://these-times-will-pass.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Love quotes? you will love this blog!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50947341540</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50947341540</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."</title><description>“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come— get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed— you will think about the bus again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8. When you feel the yearning for a new city— start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live. Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up. &lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petrichour.tumblr.com/"&gt;petrichour&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50929304903</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50929304903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:17:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>man-and-camera:

Yoho National Park, BC ➾ Luke Gram
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75a267feb5d802a6c9c657d610dd2e3f/tumblr_mkpf3dPXHR1r2q0ouo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://man-and-camera.com/post/47063668703/yoho-national-park-bc-luke-gram"&gt;man-and-camera&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;pre&gt;Yoho National Park, BC ➾ &lt;a href="http://man-and-camera.tumblr.com"&gt;Luke Gram&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50929237165</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50929237165</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:17:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wartortles:

im 100% that it says in the bible that pineapple on pizza is a sin

BLASPHEMY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wartortles.tumblr.com/post/50857669850/im-100-that-it-says-in-the-bible-that-pineapple" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wartortles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;im 100% that it says in the bible that pineapple on pizza is a sin&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BLASPHEMY&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50892860390</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50892860390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>pineapple on pizza is like nectar of the gods</category><category>your opinion is bad and you should feel bad</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36bfb95a87c9081b6d6eb29b89193e5d/tumblr_mela8baeav1r030zmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50844576267</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50844576267</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:50:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bambisociety:

iluKJEHFGABJDHFGKB DSFLKJSNDFHLGJKSEBGBLFKGJHNB...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9950188ab9249687801b938278e49b4/tumblr_mmyp8bEVSx1s18rvno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bambisociety.tumblr.com/post/50790313166/ilukjehfgabjdhfgkb-dsflkjsndfhlgjksebgblfkgjhnb" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bambisociety&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;iluKJEHFGABJDHFGKB DSFLKJSNDFHLGJKSEBGBLFKGJHNB that noise i made was not human&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50844401594</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50844401594</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:48:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46fde05cf1683c793e1effd32e37417b/tumblr_mn2781cxKw1qzsuffo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50843831816</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50843831816</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:41:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Don’t let them see you cry
When the dam breaks down and the...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50606375364" src="http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50606375364/audio_player_iframe/felonymelanie/tumblr_m2o7t0bQLu1qzqlao?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffelonymelanie%2F50606375364%2Ftumblr_m2o7t0bQLu1qzqlao" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;
Don’t let them see you cry&lt;br/&gt;
When the dam breaks down and the city is covered in water&lt;br/&gt;
Cause I believe we fly&lt;br/&gt;
When the moon takes shape and I dose off, on your shoulders&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I trust that you see it too&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;So breathe while you’re alive&lt;br/&gt;
Let the big band play as you tap leather with your fingers&lt;br/&gt;
And I tried to write in style&lt;br/&gt;
But the words just come and I write them as soon as I see them&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And I trust that you write them too&lt;br/&gt;
And I trust that you love me too
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50606375364</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50606375364</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:31:42 -0400</pubDate><category>this song</category><category>always</category></item><item><title>ugh, my heart :’(</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae752850f30735f559575b77fdeb76f1/tumblr_mj8asrjhuk1r07r23o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ugh, my heart :’(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50587696594</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50587696594</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:49:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her...."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And, this is how you keep her.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;This Is How You Lose Her (via &lt;a href="http://southhbound.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;southhbound&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50579970682</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50579970682</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:18:05 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category><category>this</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfrhpbLvv1rc365wo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50499324332</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50499324332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:18:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/489b33b8a12a0e2c260ce1853c0951e2/tumblr_mmu6nnqgJb1qe33jto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50493434650</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50493434650</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 08:59:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh my god.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd187bfd7023fa00909ebaf7300121a6/tumblr_mmlm5rMtDY1qerawio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50363028965</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50363028965</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 16:26:29 -0400</pubDate><category>babe</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb243c168aeb304a407be1367f57d284/tumblr_mhpb2bZ3eX1r3lb7ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50362971876</link><guid>http://felonymelanie.tumblr.com/post/50362971876</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 16:25:43 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
