When my tables leave me shitty tips, and then on top of that, they steal my pens.



Excuse me bitch, those were my pens.

My. Fucking. Pens.

My motherfucking fabulous purple and green inked clicky pens.

My favourites.

I hope you step on a lego barefoot.

  1. Date Posted Icon 8th August 2011
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 6
    3. Tags Icon #brb going to target to buy new pens#i'm still pissed#life in gifs
When Pottermore asks you to check off which books and films you’ve seen and read with more options than just “All of Them”


Who do they think we are, amateurs?

  1. Date Posted Icon 3rd August 2011
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 6
    3. Tags Icon #life in gifs

- still congested
- can’t stop coughing
- now my left eye is acting up again and I don’t know if it’s just a stye or if it’s pink eye (I’ve never had pink eye before?! how the hell do you know the difference?!)
- I have to go to work in two hours
- I feel like shit (and look like it too), but I really really need to make money
- Praying they don’t take one look at me and send me home (but at the same time, secretly wishing they do because this suuuuuckkks)

  1. Date Posted Icon 22nd July 2011
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 3
    3. Tags Icon #life in lists#sick blog 2k11#i'm dying#life in gifs
I am so pissed.



I am so pissed.

  1. Date Posted Icon 13th July 2011
    2. Tags Icon #life in gifs
Because making iced coffee at 1.30 in the morning is the sensible thing to do.

  1. Date Posted Icon 29th June 2011
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 7
    3. Tags Icon #priorites#i have them#life in gifs